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satsukikiryuins:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

are u telling me that the boys who went to this private school are currently walking around on planet earth with no fucking nipples

(Source: uglygirlsassociation)

chickenuqqet:

 BA NA NA NA

  • me at home:

    i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it

  • me going away:

    I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

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